Google says Happy Birthday to Les Paul with a cool homepage guitar!

Happy birthday to the founder of the electric guitar, Les Paul.  Though the world lost Les in 2009, his legacy will live on for as long as the electric guitar is played, which I'm hoping is at least until the year 2112. (With advances in modern medicine and science I plan to live to at least 125 years old so I can witness a year that the world will surely spend celebrating Rush's classic album 2112.)    

It's gonna happen.

Today, Google is marking Les' birthday with a fun little e-guitar on the homepage. Go there and check it out!  I had a bit of fun with the 10 notes available before I discovered that if you press the Keyboard button, you can use letter keys to strike the strings instead of dragging your mouse over them.  This allows the use of chords, which can be used to play songs!  I found online that a guy figured out a way to play the 12-bar Blues on the thing, which I tried, and it sounds about right.  Here's how:

You press ADGK at the same time to make a C chord.
FHK plays an F chord, and GJL plays a G chord.

The pattern you play with these chords goes:
CCCC
FFCC
GGCC 
Use one bar per individual chord, so that's 4 beats per letter in my diagram.  You can play even quarter notes, you can "swing" it and play eighth notes paired with dotted eighths, whatever you want.  Just play that pattern and it'll sound like the blues!

I'm curious to hear what songs people come up with throughout the day.  You can record yourself playing with the Record button and Google will generate a link to what you just played after a certain time limit expires.  I've already seen an off-key version of Hey Jude's intro section floating around, which was ok, but I expect we'll see some cool stuff played on this before the day is done.  Happy Birthday, Les!

Mastodon's Brent Hinds Appears in Local Restaurant Commercial

Just wrote an article on this for Ultimate-Guitar, but Mastodon's lead guitarist Brent Hinds can be seen starring in a commercial for a local Atlanta bar/restaurant called Elmyr.  If you haven't seen it yet, here ya go:


For possibly the first person since Mike Tyson to star in a commercial, I think Hinds does a great job!  The commercial is a hilarious parody of common pharmaceutical ads, and the acting is actually pretty good!  The doctor is played by Hinds' friend and West End Motel band-mate Tom Cheshire. 

That's about it for now.  I should let all of you know that I was recently hired as Ultimate-Guitar.com's official online publicist for the site's line of mobile products, including apps for iPhone, Android, iPad, and Windows 7 Phones.  Should be keeping me pretty busy, but I will continue to update the blog as often as possible.

Have a great Wednesday, all.

Part classic rock, part blues, part metal, Graveyard is a band to keep an eye on

I recently discovered Graveyard, an excellent band out of Sweden that plays a brand of blues-rock that hearkens to Led Zeppelin and the Stones, while also using elements of modern rock and metal similar to bands like Baroness and Mastodon.  These guys....these are the guys.

Graveyard just released their second album "Hisingen Blues" to great critical acclaim.  Blabbermouth.net, a metal blog known for its stinginess on reviews, gave it a 9/10.  I've listened to it almost nonstop since I got it a week ago.  It's a really refreshing album, because their sound is so different from what everyone else is doing.  It's not thrash, not death metal, not really prog or stoner metal, and not any kind of -core.  It's just heavy, bluesy, rock and roll. 

Their first single off "Hisingen Blues" is the title track.  Watch this video and you may be convinced that these guys are actually time travelers from the early 70s:


They remind me a lot of The Sword, but I'm actually even more impressed by "Hisingen Blues" than I was by The Sword's 2010 album "Warp Riders," which ended up ranking in my top 5 albums of last year.  Graveyard will be supporting Iron Maiden on tour in Europe this summer.

Here's a link to a grooveshark playlist of the whole album, so you can investigate further if you're liking what you hear: http://grooveshark.com/#/search?q=graveyard%20hisingen%20blues

Hope you have a good weekend, and I hope you give these guys a shot, they're pretty damn good.

I love bluegrass covers of metal songs

Today, I discovered another band that plays bluegrass versions of popular metal songs: Slaughter of the Bluegrass.  I didn't even know this genre existed until a couple years ago, when I first heard Iron Horse.

Iron Horse takes an artist-focused approach to their covers.  They have 2 albums of bluegrass Metallica, one of Ozzy covers, and one of Led Zeppelin.  If you haven't heard them before, they're a ton of fun to listen to, and their production and arrangement abilities are really top-notch. 

Here's my favorite Iron Horse arrangement:


Somehow, while randomly browsing Youtube this afternoon, I came across Slaughter of the Bluegrass.  Based in Stockholm, Sweden, they take a genre-focused approach to their covers, playing melodic death metal tunes from the likes of Dark Tranquility, In Flames, At the Gates, and Amon Amarth.  They have yet to release an album, but the 6 songs they've done so far are available for download for free on their website. 

My favorite cover of theirs? 


I always thought Twilight of the Thunder God would work well with a clean-sung chorus, and guess what?  It sounds awesome.  Different version, different sound, still good. 

I'm trying to get into more traditional bluegrass music, not just covers.  The best stuff I've been able to find so far is Old Crow Medicine Show, but there's gotta be better stuff out there.  Anyone know of some good bluegrass?  Let me know in the comments or on the facebook page!

Stoner Metal - It's not just for potheads anymore

I've recently started getting into the Stoner/Doom Metal genre, that downtuned, downtempo, heavily distorted genre of metal that draws about 98% of its influence from Black Sabbath. 

People call it "stoner metal" because the music tends to be made up of relatively few riffs repeated over a lengthy period of time, creating a droning, trance-like effect.  Oftentimes, guitars are distorted so heavily that the tone is often referred to as "Sludge."  Vocals tend to sit relatively low in the mix, and are generally sung clean , not necessarily growled or screamed.  Stoner/Doom/Sludge/whateveryouwanttocallit metal songs tend to be quite long.  Perhaps the most celebrated Stoner metal band of all time, Sleep has a song entitled Dopesmoker that is literally 1 hour and 3 minutes long.  It's not an album, it's a single track.  Here it is if you've got some time to spare: 


Some notable bands in the genre are the aforementioned Sleep, as well as:

• Electric Wizard
• High on Fire (features Sleep's guitarist - Sleep is currently defunct)
• Spirit Caravan
• Kyuss
• The Sword
• Om
• Jucifer
• Howl
• Earth
• Down
• Corrosion of Conformity

Some contend that more progressive metal acts like Mastodon, Isis, Pelican, Red Sparowes, and Baroness also fall into this category, because they write long songs with lengthy instrumental passages and heavy, droning guitars.  I don't generally lump them in with the stoner metal bands, but it doesn't really matter.  Sub-genre debates bore me, and the music is far more important than some superficial genre label. 

I'm becoming a big Electric Wizard fan.  They've been around since 1993, and theirs is some of the heaviest, Sabbath-like metal I've ever heard from a new artist. Their newest album Black Masses is receiving a lot of critical acclaim, and their 2000 album "Dopethrone" is one of the genre's must-listen records.  Here's the title track, crank the volume on this one:


So ends my very brief and kind of disorganized introduction to Stoner and Doom metal.  I apologize for kind of jumping all over the place in this piece, but there's a lot to talk about and no really good way to organize it all.  I could probably split this post into 3, and I may do that some time and really get into each of the subgenres and their major players.  We'll see.  In the meantime, keep it heavy and loud.  I'm gonna listen to some Sleep for the next 63 minutes.  Have a good weekend! 

Solo Projects: Sizzlers and Fizzlers

So you're the egotistical member of a band who was recently fired for being a total dick, or your the caged artist who left the band to spread your creative wings to new heights. What do you do? You make a solo project! Whether you're the vengeful Dave Mustaine or the bored Rob Halford, the only thing left to do with your talent after leaving your previous band is to spawn a new one. But just because you left a great band, does that automatically make your solo project a success? The answer is no, as I discover below after closely analyzing the solo projects of four musicians who have been in the rock/metal world longer than I have been alive.


Bruce Dickinson - Sizzler:

To be fair and balanced, I will say that I could listen to Dickinson sing the phone book, so anything that spews out of his mouth is bound to be gold in my book. By the beginning of the 1990s, you could tell he was putting forth only a fraction of effort in his live performances (see Live at Donnington), so rather than hollowly live the rock and roll lifestyle, he left Iron Maiden in 1993 to focus on his solo work--which he actually started while still in Maiden. Now most people will tell you (including me) that Maiden is nothing without Dickinson, and even though I think his solo stuff is enjoyable and interesting, he isn't much with Maiden.

That said, Bruce decided to stay within the genre that made him famous, but he also tinkered with genre mixing and odd song themes and concept albums. No other song sums up the weirdness but still catchiness of his early solo better than the following song.

*WARNING: the following video contains the best voice in heavy metal rapping some verses*


Over the decade, you can see that Dickinson eventually ditched the weirdness to align him self as more of a Maiden Clone, as most of his songs sounded like they could be on a Maiden album. This was probably a huge clue to the rest of the band that he wanted to come back (in 1999). Overall, Bruce Dickinson's solo project had some quirky weird songs and some memorable Maiden-esque tracks, but we all know in which band he belongs.


Paul Di'Anno - Fizzler:

You have to respect this man for laying the foundation for a band that would be imitated through three decades, but when Di'Anno was ejected from Iron Maiden (due to drug/alcohol abuse), he just could not get back on his feet. I will frequently hear some of his "remastered" versions of Maiden songs he helped write (Killers, Wrathchild, Prowler, etc.) and there really is not much to take from them. The vocals are a bit rougher, but you can tell the instrumentalists are much less skilled than the ones on Killers and Iron Maiden albums.

In addition to the Maiden remakes, Di'Anno has also covered other artists, and he even gave writing his own music "the college try." Living in America is probably his weirdest cover--not only because his voice can't save that bland song, but because his personality just does not seem like one that would be fascinated by the big cities of the country across the pond. As for his own created songs, you can easily lock on to the decade they were made, because they bleed 80s cliches from every orifice. To me, his songs sound like Poison with a rougher vocalist.
Save your time for the first two Iron Maiden albums and skip Di'Anno.


Robert Plant - Fizzler:

Even the Richard Suckers at Rolling Stone Magazine can't argue that Led Zeppelin is in the top 5 of greatest rock bands of all time, and this was made possible in portion due to Robert Plant's golden pipes (and his tambourine playing too!). With the death of John Bohnam, it's no surprise why my generation will never get to see the band live. As for Plant's current activities, he's still out on tour, but in a different direction.

Plant made waves in 2007 with his solo album Raising Sand, a duo project with bluegrass musician Alison Krauss, which ended up winning album of the year at the Grammys. Personally, after listening to some of the singles (Rich Woman and Fortune Teller), it's just not my cup of tea. It could be his obvious aging vocals, or it could be the country tone to the songs, but I did not enjoy the album.
Plant is now touring with his Band of Joy, and though I have not heard anything from this band of joy, I know from a few jilted Zep fans that not a single Zeppelin song is played at these shows--not even re-genred classic songs (easy listening Immigrant Song, anyone?). It's probably a bit ignorant to dismiss this Band of Joy because of their refusal to give us even one classic, but that's just, like, my opinion, man! I respect the man to death as a singer, but I wish he didn't have to venture away from the genre I love.


Ritchie Blackmore - Sizzler:

The man traded social skills for musical talent when he made his deal with the devil. Renowned by fellow rock musicians as a man who is short on fan appreciation, Blackmore saves his energy for writing some of the most famous riffs in rock history (dun DUN DUNNNNN, dun dun Da NUNNNN). Starting by co-founding the what I like to call "Hippie Metal" band Deep Purple, he later moved on to the just as successful band Rainbow, known for unearthing the legend Ronnie James Dio. Hopefully you know at least the bare minimum about Rainbow, because they will not be the focus of this section.

After his marriage to singer Candice Night, Blackmore crafted more gold with Blackmore's night, a medieval/Renaissance themed band with rock roots. The band has been known to make unannounced visits to Renaissance fairs across America--which is one of the big reasons I go to Bristol Renaissance Fair in Kenosha at least once a year--and like to play smaller venues. What follows is an example of their folk-rock majesty:


If you listen to one solo project after reading this article, I strongly recommend making it Blackmore's Night. It's folk-rock at its best, even if some of the videos are a bit silly.


*Bonus Section* - Kevin Federline, great solo artist or GREATEST solo artist?:
After being a backup dancer to Britney Spears and then husband, the Fedster decided his overflowing talent was not being utilized properly. Under the the recommendations of his loving wife, KF dropped some bombs on us of epic proportions!

...Okay, I can't keep that up. Any douchebag with sideways hat seems to think he's good at rapping these days, and the word douchebag would not exist in its current manifestation if it weren't for K-Fed. I admit, I can't say he's the worst rapper of all time (youtube search T-Baby - it's so cold in the D), but just because you date someone who is a pop-culture colossus, does not mean you have a green light to make middle school rap songs. Hot tip: YOU ARE NOT AMERICA'S MOST HATED, GET OVER YOURSELF. Just listen to the lyrics, and if you don't hate him by the end...well, congratulations! You are an expert at maintaining your anger.

You're gonna love Turisas

Based on a Decibel magazine review of Finnish folk-metallers Turisas that compared them to Blind Guardian, I got their newest album "Stand Up and Fight" and sat down late last night to give it a first listen.

I was blown away.  I had heard maybe one or two other Turisas songs prior to this album, and this effort absolutely blows their older material out of the water.  Like Blind Guardian's latest, "At the Edge of Time" (one of my top 5 albums of 2010), "Stand Up and Fight" makes use of a full backing orchestra on every track.  The difference between the two is that Turisas have managed to make each song distinct and memorable, with no weak spots to be found anywhere in the track list. 

The music is grandiose and powerful, and covers a variety of themes.  The band ventures into the high seas for some pirate metal a la Alestorm on "Hunting Pirates," into the gladiatorial arenas of ancient Rome on "Venetoi!  Prasinoi!" and out onto the medieval battlefield for the epic title track. 

It's so over-the-top epic that some may not take it seriously, but that's their loss.  This band clearly had a ton of fun making this album, and I know I've been having a blast listening to it.  I'm not gonna give it a rating yet, as I've only listened to it two or three times, but "Stand Up and Fight" is shaping up to be one of my favorite albums of 2011 so far.  Here's the title track - it took me a while to get past the warpaint and the kilts, but the music speaks for itself:

In Pursuit of Vikings in the Land of Vikings (one week late, drop a letter grade)

I never thought I would pay money to see vikings in Minnesota. Last (last) weekend's Amon Amarth show was the best Death Metal show I've ever seen, and only a crappy venue prevented it from making my top 5 concerts of all time. Allowing beer on the floor was definitely a redeeming quality. Anyhoo, I will try to not talk too much about the venue in this concert review and focus on Amon Amarth's (from here on out abbreviated as "AA") stage performance.

The concert:
As promised, the entirety of Surtur Rising--their latest album--was played for the first half of the show. No offense to the songs on that album, but the energy level of the crowd was average at best because we knew which song was coming next, where as when you don't know what the next song will be, if it's a song you like, you're more inclined to go crazy. I think the crowd was still warming at this part of the show, or maybe the songs were not favorites with the crowd yet. War of the Gods--my personal favorite from the album--was a powerful opener to both the album and the concert, and was the highlight of the first half.

After the intermission is when things took a turn for the awesome. Opening with Twilight of the Thunder God, one could tell that the crowd was given a jolt of electricity. From there on out, AA played all of the fan favorites, including two of my personal favorites Cry of the Blackbirds and Live for the Kill. The closing song was In Pursuit of Vikings, with a phenomenal sing-along from the crowd which was the perfect capper for the concert.

I must confess, I only paid attention to one member of the band during the show, so I cannot accurately grade the stage performance of the rest of the band, but lead singer Johan Hegg is a master of showmanship. From his ability to control the crowd to his unfaltering growls, he was able to amplify the enjoyment of the show. When I go to a concert, I look for the frontman/lead singer to make banter with the crowd between songs to establish a connection with them, and I also expect the lead singer to allow the crowd to participate in the song--either by singing, clapping or something along those lines. Hegg was easily able to do these and establish a link with the crowd, which made for a stunning performance combined with their already rockin' songs.

Lastly, I would like to talk about the set list. I will admit that the second half "classics" were more enjoyable than the first half with the new album, but I respect the shit out of AA for doing this and not solidifying themselves in a few good tracks. Like any good band, they continue to make albums and present them to their fans, hoping songs like War of the Gods or Slaves of Fear will be added to their arsenal of awesome songs.

This reminded me of when I went to see Iron Maiden play primarily songs from the 2000s. I read numerous mixed reviews saying it was a crime to leave out many of their classics in favor of new songs not everyone likes. I always imagined these reviewers to be middle-aged men who are to stubborn or stupid to allow themselves to enjoy Maiden's new material. Maiden is too damn talented to lock themselves in as a "Greatest Hits" band, and I truly pity anyone thick-headed dumbass who is too ignorant to enjoy songs like "Dance of Death," "Paschendale," "Brave New World" or "El Dorado." Like Maiden, AA knows what songs the fans like, and they performed most of them. I guarantee a few of the song off Surtur Rising will become fan favorites in the not-too-distant future, and these songs will surely be included among other hits on the next album tour. If I would change one thing, I would have AA only play maybe half or 3/4 of the songs off their new album and mix it in with the old classics--much like Metallica did on the Death Magnetic tour.

tl;dr quick stats:

Overall concert rating - 8
Band performance rating - 10

Best part of the show: fantastic set list, better than I could have hoped for.
Worst part of the show: Crummy structure for a venue, fucking pillars in the middle of the floor!

Top 3 favorite songs:
1. Pursuit of Vikings (phenomenal energy from band and crowd)
2. Cry of the Blackbirds
3. Live for the Kill
Honorable mention - medley of 4-5 songs

Top 3 most missed songs:
1. Fate of Norns
2. Embrace of the Endless Ocean
3. Death in Fire (full version, it was lumped in a medley half way through the show)

I'm still trying to digest Surtur Rising, but look for an album review in the near future!

\m/

Weird Al's newest single "Perform This Way" comes with a bit of controversy

Yeah, that's right.  Weird Al.  I know he's not similar to my typical subject matter here, but his music is awesome and hilarious and I'm gonna write about it anyway.  

Yesterday, "Weird Al" Yankovic posted his newest single, "Perform This Way," a parody of Lady Gaga's "Born This Way."  Now, I'm gonna be honest, I'd hadn't even heard "Born This Way" when I listened to Al's version, and it still had me in stitches.  The song's a not-so-subtle critique on Gaga's image - he points out that she's just acting crazy and dressing strangely for performance's sake.  If you've seen her before she was famous, you'll see that he's pretty much exactly right.  It's the same thing Slipknot does with the masks and jumpsuits - looking strange and sometimes downright stupid just to sell more albums. 

Anyway, the song got damn near a million views yesterday.  This is largely because of the controversy that Al mentions at the beginning of the video.  You see, Weird Al refuses to put a song on any of his records unless he gets the consent of the artist he's parodying.  Usually these artists are honored to have Al parody their stuff - I believe it was the great Chamillionaire who once said: "Weird Al is not gonna do a parody of your song if you’re not doing it big. You gotta be a big dog."  Well, it at first seemed that Gaga didn't agree. 

Weird Al sent a copy of the lyrics to the Gaga management team, who responded by saying that Gaga had to actually hear the song first.  So Al quickly recorded the full song, which he intended to be the album's "big single," something he NEVER does.  He made an exception for Lady Gaga, worked night and day, and cranked out the song.  He sent it to the Gaga camp, and was told that Gaga had said "no."

Angry at the whole situation, he released the song on youtube, and apologized to fans for not being able to include it on his album, despite the fact that he planned to donate all of the song's revenue to the Human Rights Campaign, a charity Gaga supports.  The video got, as I said, nearly a million views in one day. 

Later in the day, it became known that Lady Gaga had never actually heard the song, and that her manager had been speaking for her and being a real dick to Weird Al.  Turns out, Gaga loves the song, and gave Al her permission to put it on his record.  Now he'll be ready to release his new album in a few months.  So the controversy was all for naught, it turns out, but the song is still awesome. 

Al promises the music video for this song will be "disturbing on many levels," and it would have to be in order to top Gaga's "Born This Way" video.  I tried to watch it yesterday and had to close the window after 2 and a half minutes of stupid pretentious spoken word pseudo-poetry before the music even started.  Don't watch it.  I beg of you.

Do watch this, however.  It's the newest from Weird Al, and it's awesome:

Children of Bodom Announce North American Tour with Devin Townsend

When my buddy Sam posted on his facebook the other day with a photo of Alexi Laiho and a status saying "Anticipating..." I called him out, and told him "you know they haven't announced any kind of tour right?  What are you anticipating?"  Well, turns out he was right and today they've announced a big North American tour taking place this summer.

Only problem?  No Wisconsin dates.  They are, however, playing at Station 4 in St. Paul, which is rapidly becoming a venue I've found myself traveling to frequently.  I'll be there this Friday for Amon Amarth and I was there in February for Eluveitie.  It's that, or go to Chicago for the show at the House of Blues, but I'd have to get a hotel room and all kinds of hassles would be had.  Best to just return to the motherland for a weekend of rocking. 

Anyway, they'll be touring with Devin Townsend (always wanted to see him live), Obscura and a band called Septic Flesh (lovely, right?).  Heard good things about Obscura.  The full list of dates is here:

June 24 Los Angeles, CA           House of Blues
June 25 San Francisco, CA Slim's
June 26 Portland, OR Roseland
June 27 Seattle, WA Showbox at the Market     
June 28 Vancouver, BC Commodore Ballroom
June 30 Calgary, AB MacEwan Ballroom
July 2 Edmonton, AB Edmonton Events Center
July 3 Saskatoon, SK Odeon
July 4 Winnipeg, MB Garrick Center
July 5 St. Paul, MN Station Four
July 6 Chicago, IL House of Blues         
July 8 Atlanta, GA Masquerade
July 9 Orlando, FL BeachamTheater
July 10 Ft. Lauderdale, FL Revolution
July 12 Pittsburgh, PA Mr. Smalls
July 13 Norfolk, VA The Norva
July 14 Springfield, VA   Jaxx
July 15 Springfield, VA   Jaxx
July 16 New York, NY Best Buy Theatre
July 17 Philadelphia, PA Trocadero Theatre
July 19 Worcester, PA Palladium
July 21 Halifax, NS Multipurpose Centre (No Devin Townsend, this date only)
July 23 Toronto, ON Downsview Park (* as part of Heavy TO w/ Megadeth, Rob Zombie, Slayer, etc.)
July 24 Montreal, QC Parc Jean-Drapeau (* as part of Heavy MTL w/ KISS, Motörhead, etc.)

The show in St. Paul is over July 4th weekend, which is traditionally the same weekend as the Summerfest music festival in Milwaukee.  Looks like the Summerfest lineup will be determining which show I go to.  Or maybe I'll be living in Minnesota by then.  Who knows, my life is a mess.

Keep rocking, hope this news was happy for you.  I know at least a few people that will be very pleased with this announcement.

Review: 3 Inches of Blood - Here Waits Thy Doom

Now that I am no longer burdened with working at Panera, returning home each night burned out creatively trying to find a way to make working there tolerable, I can finally put some real effort into blogging again.  That's a good thing, if you were wondering.  At least I think it is.

3 Inches of Blood's Cam Pipes (which has to be a stage name, right?) belts one out at an outdoor festival.

Having not reviewed an album since Apocalyptica's latest offering (I think that was in October or November?  I'm not very good at this, am I?) it's certainly high time I did another one.  I've selected the latest album by Canadian heavy metal act 3 Inches of Blood for review largely because I'll be seeing them live tomorrow at the Annex in Madison, but also because they're a band that I think most of you will enjoy, whether you're a fan of classic rock like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden or heavier stuff like Slayer, Exodus and Overkill.  They were discovered by their current label and gained a following while opening for The Darkness, (of "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" fame) so that should provide you with a frame of reference for their sound.

"Here Waits Thy Doom" represents a definite stylistic change for the band, necessitated by the departure of backup vocalist (harsh wailer/screamer) Jamie Hooper, whose damaged vocal cords did not fully recover by the time the album was recorded in late 2009.  Guitarist Justin Hagberg took on the growling vocals himself, making the band a four-piece.  Hooper's absence put the vast majority of the vocal burden upon Rob Halford-esque Cam Pipes.  Pipes' high-pitched wail has become part of the bands' trademark sound, and for good reason.  The dude nails it on every song, bringing energy and power to every verse and chorus.  Pipes simply has no off-switch. 

Not only does the album represent an evolution in membership, but in sound as well.  "Here Waits Thy Doom" puts the focus on bluesy, anthemic riffs more often than scorching, technical licks.  It has its share of fast, punishing tunes, but this album demonstrates that 3 Inches of Blood are beginning to become masters at emulating the classic heavy metal sound popularized by bands like Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Deep Purple, Saxon, hell, the entire New Wave of British Heavy Metal.  The riffing is melodic and polished, but Pipes' vocals always bring an edge to the song, keeping it brutal and aggressive. 

The tracks are by and large winners, with a few here and there that aren't particularly memorable.  The album starts out strong with the ale-swilling anthem "Battles and Brotherhood" and the rockin' "Silent Killer."  The middle section has a gem or two, but nothing that truly sticks out.  What really surprised me was the tenth track, titled "12:34:" it's an acoustic instrumental piece!  A really good one, I might add.  This was totally unexpected and it helped to break up the album a bit and prevent things from feeling too same-y.  The final track is titled "Execution Tank," and in case you haven't guessed, it's about an awesome tank that shoots stuff and crushes enemies; reminding you that yes, you're still listening to a 3 Inches of Blood album, and it ain't over yet.

An undisputably solid effort that finds the band moving in a slightly new direction, I put the Weaponized Wisdom Stamp of Approval on this record.  Give it a listen if you're a fan of classic metal with a modern twist.  Or listen to it and become a fan of classic metal with a modern twist.  Either way, give it a listen.

Rating: 8.6 Orc Warriors / 10
 

Foo Fighters streaming entire new album online

Yeah, you read that right.  The Foo Fighters have responded to early leaks of their new album by saying "Leak?  Rad.  Ours is better."  They actually said that, via Twitter, right before they uploaded "theirs" to their web site.

I've yet to listen to the whole thing, only heard "Rope" and "White Limo" so far, but it's definitely promising.  The band went lo-fi on this one, recording the entire album in Dave Grohl's California garage on analog tapes.  As Fred Durst once said, this is the real effin' deal, yo. 

Here's the link to the page with the stream, I'll probably spend my afternoon giving it a listen, in between my near-continuous plays of Amon Amarth's "Surtur Rising," which I picked up (in a store!) on Tuesday.  I'll have a review of that album soon, but believe me when I say that it lived up to the hype. 

In anticipation of Vancouver's 3 Inches of Blood playing a show this Friday in Madison, I'll also be reviewing their most recent studio effort, 2009's "Here Waits Thy Doom."

Stay tuned, got a lot planned for this week.

Keep it metal, and have a good Sunday.

Metal does it again - another metalhead is born

Well, I stumbled upon another video of metal being played to calm a crying baby today, and it's possibly even better than the one I linked to last summer. 



I love the little scowl the kid adopts at 0:49, priceless.  This guy is clearly raising his kid the right way.  I mean that was one seriously upset child almost instantly pacified by Norwegian black metal. 

I also really dug the song.  Never really listened to Satyricon, but since this kid obviously is a man of taste, I will have to check them out in the near future.

In other news, Amon Amarth's "Surtur Rising" releases in the USA tomorrow, so get out to your local independent record store and support metal by buying the cd.  I know I will, because I've given up downloading albums for Lent.    

The Power of Close Listening

Ever just sat down, closed your eyes, and just listened to music for a while?  Not listened while writing a paper, or playing games, or lol'ing with your friend on facebook chat, just listened?

I hate to admit it, but I am one of the people that tend to use music as background noise, something to drown out the silence and keep my brain occupied while I do things that are less intellectually challenging.  I play music in the background while I play video games, while I write articles, while I do the dishes at work.  Rarely do I just sit and listen to a song and do nothing else.  Last week, I had an epiphany, as if Dio himself reached down from heaven to slap me in the face and say "you're doing it wrong."

I wrote an article for Ultimate-Guitar about Gibson.com's "Top 50 Metal Songs of All Time" list, which included only one song written in the last 10 years.  That song, Tool's "10,000 Days (Wings for Marie pt. 2) was received with a lot of skepticism from the UG community, with many asking "why not Schism, or Lateralus?"  I'll admit I was asking similar questions, until I decided to pull up the song on my Zune ("hah hah, he has a Zune!") and read along with the lyrics while I listened.

The experience made me realize that "10,000 Days" is now my favorite Tool song.  By a mile.  It's not even close.



What makes the song great is that the music and atmosphere perfectly complement the incredibly emotional and poetic lyrics, which are among the most powerful I've ever heard.  Singer Maynard James Keenan wrote the song about his mother, Judith Marie, who had just passed away after struggling with paralysis for 27 years.  27 years is a just little more than 10,000 days, hence the song's name.  His mother was a devout Christian, something Maynard never understood and even resented (see A Perfect Circle's "Judith").  He questioned why she would believe in God, when to his eyes, God had never given her anything, while taking so much away.  In "10,000 Days," Maynard seems to give his mother's beliefs the benefit of the doubt, essentially telling her, "I hope you're right, because God owes you one for the life he gave you."

The song quietly builds from the understated introduction, the sound of a thunderstorm ever-present in the background, as Keenan's vocal delivery goes from reverent whisper as he remembers his mother's faith and virtues, to a triumphant yell as the song reaches its climax and he sings:
Ten thousand days in the fire is long enough,
You're going home...

You're the only one who can hold your head up high,
Shake your fist at the gates saying,
"I have come home now!

Fetch me the spirit, the son and the father,
Tell them their pillar of faith has ascended.

It's time now!
My time now!
Give me my
Give me my wings!"

Maybe it's not the same for you, but this passage really speaks to me.  I may rip on poetry from time to time, but this song has some of the most purely brilliant, emotionally powerful lyrics of any song I've ever listened to, and I wouldn't have even noticed them if I didn't stop whatever crap I was doing and just Listen. 

I'm sure there are many songs in your library that may have the same kind of impact for you as this one did for me.  Go find them!

Close listening homework: remember "Rapture" by Hurt?  It was a huge radio hit while I was in High School and all the rock stations had it on heavy rotation: "This next one is from a band called Hurt,  time to ROCK OUT with 93X YEAHHHH!"  Well, I challenge you to sit and just listen to the tune and contemplate its meaning.  I have deciphered what I think it's about, and, well, it's not the straightforward headbanging rockin' good-times tune I remembered from High School.  Post in the comments or on Facebook and let me know how you interpret the song, then I'll let you know what I think it's about.    
 

A Bit of War Metal and a Brief History Lesson for St. Patrick's Day

I don't always like to write posts to promote a single band, but today's focus of discussion is about a fairly obscure band in a genre of its own: War Metal.

Found by me via last.fm, Sabaton is a Metal band from Sweden whose songs, lyrics, and instrumental style deal with war, soldier life and war related topics such as the Holocaust and P.o.W. camps. This band is unique because it takes numerous different "sides" in their songs--such as the Polish, Finnish, French or German during World War II for their lyrical inspiration, telling us about individual battles and events in a form most Metal fans can enjoy.

For example, in the song below, entitled "Uprising," the song's lyrics tell the listener about the Warsaw Uprising. This uprising was the rebellion of Polish civilians and militia against Nazi-occupied Warsaw, whose goal was to soften the German defense of the town as the Russians marched through Poland towards the city. Unfortunately, the rebellion was quashed due to Russia's desire to see Poland fail, causing more than half of Warsaw's citizens to be killed and 85% of the city destroyed. But enough with the history lesson, the song describes it better than I can:



I chose this song for a couple reasons: first, I generally think it's a good idea to accompany a song with a music video, to give you a scope of the plot of the song and let you see the musicians performing it. Second, the beat reminds me of a marching troop, a common theme in Sabaton's work. Lastly, being half Polish, I can't help but feel half-connected to this song and the limitless amount of respect I had for the Warsaw citizens to rise up against impossible odds.

Uprising and the next song have made the band extremely popular in Poland for obvious reasons, and wherever the band tours, if they've written a song about that country's military history, it will be played and the crowd will go insane. This might sound a bit gimmicky, but I feel that it's justified because the entire song revolves around this country's war history, unlike songs that just arbitrarily list cities the band enjoys. 40:1 (the song below) is another World War II Polish song, telling about the start of WWII--the invasion of Poland. With Nazi Germany marching East and Soviet Russia marching West, Poland was doomed, but at the battle of Wizna, with the Polish Army face odds of roughly 60:1, they held the bridge for three days against even more impossible odds and a technological disadvantage. The title of the song actually refers to the casualty count the Nazi army suffered at that battle, despite eventually taking the town of Wizna. In the video, you can see the band playing in Poland, as this battle is something to the effect of Thermopylae (300) or the Alamo for the Polish:



This band also piqued my interest in their "Metal Collage" songs they do at the end of most of their albums, where the lyrics are not-so-subtle nods to the bands that inspired their musical style. The lyrics aren't essentially "good," but the song is a lot of fun, noting how many bands are mentioned. In this video, the helpful uploader of the video pictures each band mentioned in the song (pay special attention to the pronunciation of UFO and Annihilator):



I wouldn't think this band has the lasting effect of some of our favorite bands, but I will promote them up and down as an awesome band with a unique theme to their music.

What I like about the band:
Consistent theme to their music and this consistency does not get redundant; every song has a fresh style to it, and the lyrics are enjoyable for any casual to serious history buff.
Well written music which honors those who participated in the battles/events of which the song describes.
Seem to have an amazing live show (though I will probably never get to find out, see weaknesses).

Weaknesses of the band:
Vocalist is not the clearest English speaker in the word.
They have not and do not plan to tour in America, perhaps they do not have a strong enough following here. :(

If you're looking for more songs to get into by Sabaton, I would simply go to their Wikipedia page, go through their albums and find a song title that touches on a particular aspect of the great wars that interests you. I've enjoyed every song by them that has come up on last.fm, so I can't really tell you any songs to avoid. Additionally, there are two more "Metal Collage" songs that you might enjoy if you liked "Metal Crue." There's Metal Ripper and Metal Machine (such clever titles!) that follow in suit with Metal Crue.

Keep on rockin'!

P.S.: If you're interested, this was the first Sabaton song I heard on last.fm; the sound--rather than the lyrics--were the attention grabber in this case. A straight up rocker...Warrior Soul!:

Hansi Kursch promises new Blind Guardian, Demons and Wizards material

In a post on the band's web page, Blind Guardian vocalist Hansi Kursch promised that the band will continue working on its "orchestral project," will produce more new songs for the summer touring season, and that he and Iced Earth's Jon Schaffer will hook up to write some new Demons and Wizards material this summer.  Busy guy. 

Demons and Wizards is an Iced Earth collaboration project with Kursch, injecting the darker tones of Schaffer's band with the more fantastical, magical themes of Hansi's.  It's really pretty awesome.  They do some great cover songs too, including Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" and Cream's "White Room."  Check em out.

Apparently Hansi and Schaffer discussed the future over drinks on the 70,000 Tons of Metal cruise, where Schaffer was seen drunkenly stumbling around the stage during Blind Guardian's set.  That video will wrap up this post and can be seen below:



"If you think there's...not...real life..in the metalcommunity...you're...you're LIVING A LIE!"  Ahahahaha.

Excellent "Comfortably Numb" piano cover

I was directed to this video by a website I have come to value quite highly, Reddit.com  Their Music subsection and Metal subsections are full of music links and suggestions, though I have to warn you that both are dominated by elitist jerks.  Seriously, there are people in the Metal section that will tell you that Pantera sucks and isn't even metal, that they're really Post-Grunge-Southern-Groove-Fuzzrock or some crap.  Ignore those people and you may come to like it.

Anyway, the player in the video performs a very moving rendition of an already powerful song, and it sounds great on the piano.  Though I would have preferred the ol' wailing electric guitar for the solos, the tones from the piano put a fresh spin on things.  I love watching people perform numbers like this, both covering and innovating upon an already great song.  Hopefully you'll agree.

Amon Amarth video journal of their trip to the Caribbean

Amon Amarth got to take part in the 70,000 Tons of Metal concert cruise - I wrote about it a while back - and they decided to film some of the stuff they did while on the cruise.  The cameraman is none other than Johan Hegg, the band's vocalist.

Here are all three parts of their, well, let's call it a video-journal:









And just for fun, here's Hegg doing a karaoke version of System of a Down's "Aerials" on the ship.  I really should try to get tickets to this thing next year.

Devin Townsend sings Sinatra

A new track from some lame band called SIN-atra (they make metal covers of Sinatra songs) featuring Devin Townsend on vocals has fans of the singer dropping their jaws further than they ever imagined possible. 

After listening to the song (link below), I'm still trying to figure out how I haven't listened to more of Devin's stuff before now.  It's simply one of the best performances from a metal singer I've ever heard.  Listen for yourself, and if his vocals don't blow you away then you need to get out of here, this blog's not for you anymore.

  SIN-atra - New York, New York feat. Devin Townsend by Eagle Rock Entertainment

Sepultura wrap up new album, cover The Prodigy

Brazilian thrash metallers Sepultura have announced that they have completed the recording process for their upcoming album, including two cover songs - one of which may surprise fans.

The band has recorded 13 tracks, and while the complete tracklist has not been released, it has come to light that Sepultura will be covering Ministry’s "Just One Fix" and 90’s electro-dance group The Prodigy’s "Firestarter," expected to be released as bonus tracks on special editions of the album.

Produced by Roy Z. (Halford, Judas Priest, Bruce Dickinson), the upcoming album is expected to be released in May via Nuclear Blast Records. The band has not revealed the album’s title at this time.


The band plans to embark on a US headlining tour this Spring in support of the new album, featuring Austria’s Belphegor, Norway’s Keep of Kalessin, California’s Bonded By Blood, and others as support. Nevermore will join the tour after May 23rd, replacing Belphegor in the lineup.