With as broad of a genre as Metal, you will often find clashes of ideas, opinions, and Titans. The beauty of these debates is that no one can ever prove themselves right! Just think about it, there's no objective way of proving that, say, the Beatles are better than Ke$ha. More record sales? That doesn't prove shit. Soulja Boi has sold an exponential amount more records than Bad Company, so are they technically better? Don't even try.
Below you will find your ballot for the Metal Election '10 containing some of the fiercest rivalries in Metal and Rock (hint: if you are reading this, you MUST vote! Post your ballot in the comment box below.) Divided in two halves, the first half gives you a few choices, allowing you to pick one of the choices, but if you really feel strong for another candidate, you may also leave an answer blank or write in an answer (please provide a short defense). Please remember that this is all opinionated and as music enthusiasts, we must be open to other peoples' opinions, but you must also not be a pussy and choose not to vote! Stand your ground and man up! Starting off, we ask you one of the oldest questions in Metal:
Thrash Kings: Metallica v Megadeth
Best rock band producer: America v United Kingdom
Best metal band producer: America v United Kingdom
1990's Metal Torch Bearer (who kept Metal alive in the 90s): Pantera v Alice in Chains
Metal's worst offspring: Glam Metal v Rap Metal
Hard Rock's biggest D-bag (personality wise, not a talent contest): Axl Rose v Gene Simmons
British Band (metal): Judas Priest v Iron Maiden
British Band (rock): The Beatles v The Rolling Stones
Metal Pioneers (who had the bigger influence on the genre, all things considered?): Black Sabbath v Led Zeppelin
Venue for a show (in warm temperatures, but factoring in unpredictable weather): Outside v Inside
Sabbath Singer (talent/style): Ozzy v Dio
Solo Career: Ozzy v Dio
Best joke/comedy band: Spinal Tap v Dethklok
Best awesomely terrible vocalist: Lemmy Kilmister v Dave Mustaine
Now, these next questions are all write-ins, but feel free to choose only the ones you wish to answer. Please try to stay within the genre of hard rock and metal for these polls--this is a metal blog, after all:
Most underrated band:
Most overrated band:
Most overplayed song:
Your personal favorite band:
Wipe one band from the history books and all of existence:
Favorite album from the favorite band mentioned above:
Most metal moment (in the musicians' lives/shows):
Best stage show:
Satanic Necromancy Ritual, bring one Metalhead back from the dead:
Best non-American/British producer of metal bands (country):
Best singer/songwriter/guitarist/etc. (all in one person, I mean, this one may also extend the entire genre of Rock):
Best debut album (once again, you may include any rock band for this question):
Metal's brightest hope for the future (best new [not nu] metal band):
Your prediction for next metal band inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame (even if it isn't until 2083):
I could go on forever, but these are the questions that came to my mind immediately. If you have some juicy debate topics you would like to add to the ballot, feel free to do so! Just a reminder that if you're reading this article then you MUST cast your vote! Vote or die motherfucker, motherfucker vote or die!
Here's my vote, by the way:
ReplyDeleteThrash Kings: Metallica(all time) Megadeth(now)
Best rock band producer: America
Best metal band producer: United Kingdom
1990's Metal Torch Bearer: Pantera
Metal's worst offspring: Glam Metal
Hard Rock's biggest D-bag: Axl Rose
British Band (metal): Iron Maiden
British Band (rock): The Rolling Stones
Metal Pioneers: Black Sabbath
Venue for a show: Outside
Sabbath Singer (talent/style): Dio
Solo Career: Ozzy
Best joke/comedy band: Dethklok
Best awesomely terrible vocalist: Dave Mustaine
Most underrated band: Nightwish
Most overrated band: AC/DC
Most overplayed song: Rock You Like a Hurricane
Your personal favorite band: Iron Maiden
Wipe one band from the history books and all of existence: Poison
Favorite album from the favorite band mentioned above: Piece of Mind
Most metal moment (in the musicians' lives/shows): When Howard Jones, lead singer of Killswitch Engage, called a racist heckler onto the stage in the middle of the show and punched him in the jaw.
Best stage show: Alice Cooper
Satanic Necromancy Ritual, bring one Metalhead back from the dead: John Bohnam (I think Zep would have done a lot more, some good and some bad, if he was still alive)
Best non-American/British producer of metal bands (country): Sweden
Best singer/songwriter/guitarist/etc. (all in one person, I mean, this one may also extend the entire genre of Rock): Eric Clapton
Best debut album: Boston
Metal's brightest hope for the future (best new [not nu] metal band): Five Finger Death Punch
Your prediction for next metal band inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame: Deep Purple
I'll have my ballot submitted next week or later tonight, but I will submit one. I'll link this to FB too.
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ReplyDeleteI had this all prepared and then it got deleted upon submission and I had to do it again. Needless to say, I raged pretty hard.
ReplyDeleteThrash Kings: Metallica
Best rock band producer: United Kingdom
Best metal band producer: America
1990's Metal Torch Bearer (who kept Metal alive in the 90s): Pantera
Metal's worst offspring: Rap Metal
Hard Rock's biggest D-bag (personality wise, not a talent contest): Gene Simmons - BE LITIGIOUS, what a douche
British Band (metal): Iron Maiden
British Band (rock): The Beatles
Metal Pioneers : Led Zeppelin
Venue for a show (in warm temperatures, but factoring in unpredictable weather): Outside
Sabbath Singer (talent/style): Ozzy, he had the classics
Solo Career: Dio
Best joke/comedy band: Dethklok
Best awesomely terrible vocalist: Lemmy Kilmister
Most underrated band: Blind Guardian - everyone thinks theyre just lame power metal, but theyve got serious chops and theyve been playing as long as Metallica
Most overplayed song: Enter Sandman, cant go to a sporting event without hearing it, even heard it on a Classic Rock station the other day, making me feel old.
Your personal favorite band: Mastodon - heavy and technically astounding, each member sings, its great, great stuff
Wipe one band from the history books and all of existence: Limp Bizkit
Favorite album from the favorite band mentioned above: Crack The Skye, an intense, heavy, and inventive album that deserves a full listening
Satanic Necromancy Ritual, bring one Metalhead back from the dead: Dimebag, easy
Best non-American/British producer of metal bands (country): Finland
Best debut album (once again, you may include any rock band for this question):
Metal's brightest hope for the future (best new [not nu] metal band): Baroness
Your prediction for next metal band inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame (even if it isn't until 2083): Rush, dammit!
Thrash kings:metallica
ReplyDeleteBest rock band producer: United Kingdom
Best metal band producer: America
1990's Metal Torch Bearer (who kept Metal alive in the 90s):Pantera
Metal's worst offspring:Rap metal
Hard Rock's biggest D-bag (personality wise, not a talent contest):axl rose
British Band (metal): Iron Maiden
British Band (rock):Beatles
Metal Pioneers :black sabbath
Venue for a show (in warm temperatures, but factoring in unpredictable weather): Outside
Sabbath Singer (talent/style):Dio
Solo Career: Ozzy
Best joke/comedy band: Dethklok
Best awesomely terrible vocalist: Lemmy Kilmister
Most underrated band:Children of bodem, i dont care if they cant speak english well and their lyrics dont make sense, they r all very talented and u wont find a better keyboard soloist.
Most overrated band:rise against, they are on the radio all day and all their songs are super preachy and kinda sound the same and i honestly cant stand them
Most overplayed song:another way to die, ever since that song came out it has played on the radio and i can hear it in the kitchen where i eat and i just cant stand it anymore
Your personal favorite band: machinehead, super catchy riffs sweet soloes and a very talented drummer, love almost every song they have made
Wipe one band from the history books and all of existence:hollywood undead
Favorite album from the favorite band mentioned above:The Blackening
Satanic Necromancy Ritual, bring one Metalhead back from the dead:The Rev, he was taken way before his time and he coulda been a legend
Best non-American/British producer of metal bands (country): Finland home of black metal
Best debut album (once again, you may include any rock band for this question):FFDP
Metal's brightest hope for the future (best new [not nu] metal band):A7X
Your prediction for next metal band inducted into the R&R Hall of Fame: WHY IS THE BEST SELLING ROCK BAND OF ALL TIME NOT IN THERE YET???? HOW MANY PLATINUM ALBUMS DOES RUSH HAVE TO MAKE B4 U ACCEPT THEM OVER LL COOL J? YARRR RAGE!
Oooohh, Hollywood Undead is terrible. Id get rid of them as well. Still, probably wouldnt BE a Hollywood Undead without the success of Limp Bizkit, so my vote stays.
ReplyDeleteAlso, Id say that Norway is the home of black metal, while Finland is the home of folk metal.
Otherwise, good post there Kev I agree with almost everything. 5FDP had a great debut album.